One of the perks of being a celebrity is that you get to f*ck pretty much anything you want. Animal, vegetable, mineral, it is all game. So naturally with all that f**king going on celebrities have developed distinct “sex faces”.

We’ve been lucky enough to capture a few on camera, as well as some interesting sexual facts about some of Hollywood’s biggest stars. Enjoy!

Name: Mandy Moore
Interesting Sex Fact: Mandy is so uptight in bed that she has yet to achieve orgasm with a man. Horses on the other hand are a different story.

Name: Cameron Diaz
Interesting Sex Fact: Cameron enjoys babbling on about her day during sex.

Name: George Clooney
Interesting Sex Fact: Farts loudly during sex then pulls the cover over his partners head.

Name: Anne Hathaway
Interesting Sex Fact: Farts loudly during sex then pulls the covers over her own head.

Name: Gisele Bünchen
Interesting Sex Fact: Gisele favorite sexual move is called “The Dicaprio”… don’t tell Tom.

Name: Amy Winehouse
Interesting Sex Fact: Amy can only achieve orgasm after a vigorous session of anal fisting.

Name: Kristen Stewart
Interesting Sex Fact: During sex Kristen Stewart’s lower lip bites her.

Name: Tiger Woods
Interesting Sex Fact: Tiger Woods likes sex… a lot!

Name: Kristen Bell
Interesting Sex Fact: Kristen Bell can shoot a ping pong ball 50 feet out of her vah jay-jay

Name: Robert Pattinson
Interesting Sex Fact: Robert’s pubic hair is longer than his penis.

Name: Taylor Lautner
Interesting Sex Fact: Taylor has only 1 testicle, and it is small and misshapen.

Name: Katy Perry
Interesting Sex Fact: Katy tossed a girl’s salad… she didn’t like it.

Name: Heidi Montag
Interesting Sex Fact: Heidi cries during sex, and that just makes Spencer want to f*ck her harder.

Name: Kate Gosselin
Interesting Sex Fact: Kate feels no sensation in her vaginal region anymore.

Name: Justin Timberlake
Interesting Sex Fact: Justin greatly enjoys anal. Receiving not giving.

Name: Miley Cyrus
Interesting Sex Fact: Miley is a screamer. Her dad had to sound proof their house.

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Porn star Anne Hathaway has a new snuff film coming out (which I didn’t bother looking up the name of) co-staring closeted homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal.

Since neither of these “actors” could possibly have any attraction towards the other, the producers of this film used the old Hollywood trick of including gratuitous nudity to make up for the lack of sexual chemistry, and boy did it work!

I mean just look at these naked pictures of Anne Hathaway. Her and Jake obviously want to have sex with each other because they are naked, and that is what naked people do. So what if you can see Jake Gyllenhaal’s homosexual dick is limp in the last picture. It is probably just limp from wanting to barf in Anne Hathaway’s lady parts so bad.

Yes these naked pictures of Anne Hathaway from her new movie prove that she is sexual dynamite on the big screen, and that Jake Gyllenhaal is definitely not gay because he wants to sex her vagina with his penis.

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Above is behind the scenes footage of Anne Hathaway auditioning for the “Basic Instinct” remake.

It is very apparent from the video above what role Anne is auditioning for in the remake… Michael Douglas’ character Detective Nick Curran. How else would you explain a woman wearing a jacket like that?

Anne Hathaway will make a fine detective in the “Basic Instinct” remake, and will certainly bring some much needed masculinity to the character after the effeminate Michael Douglas nearly ruined the original.

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Actress Anne Hathaway appears to pose completely topless in the photo above.

The timing of this topless pic is curious, considering Anne Hathaway just got married this last weekend in what appeared to be a rushed secret wedding.

Clearly Anne knew of this topless photo’s imminent release, and hurried to get married before she was branded a whore. Unfortunately for Anne if her new husband is any sort of a man he will punish her severely by burning her with battery acid for this most egregious offense.

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Anne Hathaway put to rest the rumors that she is actually a lady boy by flashing her bare vagina at the premiere of her new movie “Les Misérables”.

The winter season is a notoriously difficult time to release a movie, as films have to compete with each other and the holidays for the attention of the moronic infidel masses.

However, the sneaky Jews who run Hollywood use whores like Anne Hathaway to pull PR stunts (like flashing a vagina at the premiere) to garner attention, assuring box office success. So if “Les Misérables” goes on to make millions it will only be because Anne Hathaway prostituted her lady gash in this pic.

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Unfortunately not all Jihad operations can be as successful in their devastation as 9/11 or the picking up of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” for an 8th season.

For example when I paid an Albanian merchant to “mashup some celebrities”, the videos below weren’t exactly what I had in mind. However, hopefully they can serve as a lesson on the importance of being specific when delegating a terrorist attack… especially when dealing with Albanians.

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Anne Hathaway “acts” like a porn star in the video above featuring nude and sex scenes from her movie “Havoc”.

Clearly Anne missed her true calling in life, as the scene in which she plays with her hard nipples on a couch while begging the limp-dicked infidel man filming her to f*ck her like the dirty little slut that she is was the most believable acting that she has ever done.

Of course the transition to porn would be easy for Anne, as the only real difference between actresses and porn stars is whether or not there are cameras filming them when they are banging skeezy guys on a casting couch. With that said, after watching Anne Hathaway fondle herself in this video it is easy to see why she has had such a long and successful career in hopelessly depraved heathen Hollywood.